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Total ya llegaron las pinchis viejas culeras y el marrano aca como galan de cine y la verga sacandole la silla y la chingada y pos yo ni pedeo me tuve que parar y lo mismo y la chingada. Y pos ya llega el mesero y el pinchi cochi mamon pide una botella de vino y la verga y ya que lo sirvieron dice la pinchi vieja sarra que me toco "ay oyes, yo no tomo vino, puro vodka" y a la verga con el puto vinoy pos el par de morras se sueltan pidiendo tragos con vodka y el marrano aca como si fuera mafioso "si tu pide lo que quieras y la verga" y las morras se sueltan pidiendo como muestrario de bebidas y que ahora una piña colada y que un vodka con jugo de monda y que una picadita de culo y que su puta madre en bikini con kalua y la madre. Y pos ya luego pedimos de cenar y las pichis viejas aca pidieron lo mas caro y luego ya al final pidieron como 3 postres cada una por que "ay es que se me antoja" y el marrano con su cara de pendejo "tu pide loq ue quieras mi reina". Y yo aca nomas riendome por dentro y ya medio pedon aca. Total ya estabamos chingandonos los postres y en eso le dice el marrano a la vieja "veras ven, te tengo que decir algo" y la pinchi vieja culera " ay no, aqui estamos bien agusto" y el marrano chingue y jode y la vieja que no y que no. Total gano la necedad y se salieron a la banqueta al puto caloron y me dejaron con la pinchi vieja fea enfadosa que llevaban. Y pos yo aca de " que calor ha estado h aciendo verdad" y la vieja " este... si" y que me manda a la verga la pinchi morra pendeja. Y dije pues a la verga, me gua empedar y ya, que chingue a su madre la pinchi vieja ni buena esta.

En eso me doy cuenta que el pinchi marrano y la vieja culera tenian afuera mas de una hora y dije a que verga, ya me hubiera puesto un pedon en la banqueta de mi casa. Y volteo pa fuera y estan el pendejo del marrano y la vieja como peleandose aca y pues a la verga, veniamos en el carro del marrano. Valio verga dije, ya estuvo que estos pendejos van a durar un chingo ahi y esta pinchi vieja enfadosa ni pa contar chistes sirve. Y volvia a voltear y la gorda se volteaba como que ya se iba y el marrano la alcanzaba y la agarraba el brazo y la morra aca se jaloneaba como "sueltame" aca de novela, y luego el pendejo del marrano se hincaba y la morra lo jaloneaba y luego el marrano le trataba de dar un beso y la vieja luego de daba una cachetada y puras de esas y pues yo aca nomas volteaba a ver a la pinchi vieja que me toco con cara como si me hubiera tirado un pedo bien apestoso y en eso, se me ocurre un plan infalible para mandar a la verga a la pinchis viejas.
Entonces dije, si voy y le digo al marrano me va decir que aguante y la verga pero si va la vieja y le dice a la otra pendeja que ya se vayan, de seguro van a salir corriendo, pero como la taruga ya habia aguantado un chingo haciendose pendeja sin hablarme pos tenia que ser un buen plan. YYYYY en eso se me ocurre la solucion perfecta, pinchi plan marca vas y chingas a tu madre, y que me arranco pidiendo cheve, dije "orita me gua poner hasta el culo y me gua poner bien cerote a la verga y la voy a hartar a la chingada pa que se harte y salga corriendo pinchi gorda", ni gordibuena estaba la pinchi vieja, nomas gorda sebosa.

Y ya que estaba bien pendejo le empece a contar chistes de gordas aca de "como te cojes a una gorda?" y "como le haces para subir a una gorda al pesero?" y rascandome los huevos y la verga y la morra aca seria, bien encabronada hasta que me dice "ya me hartste, ya me quiero ir" y yo aca nomas me solte riendo y se me volvio a salir un pedo y la morra emputada. Y yo aca, duro y dale, diciendole cosas romanticas aca de "oiga mija, esta uste muy chula" pero eructando y la vieja bien emputada pero aguantando vara, hasta que dije, ya es momento del toque maestro y le dije "oye, no esta muy cabron cojer cuando estas gorda, como que ha de estar medio dificil meterla entre las nalgotas no" yyyyyy a la verga, pinchi morra se levanto como pedo sin dueño, y todavia antes de irse me dice "que estupido eres" y se va a la verga. Y todavia le digo "babai" pero eructando y pos mas se emputo a la verga. Y pos ya que se fue la vieja me di cuenta que tan chingon me la estaba pasando haciendo enojar a la marrana jajajaja, me acuerdo y hasta se me sale la carcajada.

Salio toda encabronada y como a los 5 minutos entra el marrano con su cara de pendejo acostubrada. Yo aca "que pedo marrano, por que tardaste tanto?" y me dice "es que se la cante a la sabra la verga como se llamaba y me mando a la verga y pos le hice la rogona un ratote, pero luego salio su amiga toda encabronada no se por que y se la llevo a la verga, que se me hace que ya tenian ese trato para irse de volada" y yo aca aguantandome la risa le digo "no pos ni pedo, pichis viejas" . Y pos ya vamonos ya la verga y el marrano pide la cuenta y la chingada y yo aca "tss ya chingue paleta, ya sefueron a la verga las pinchis viejas culeras, chingue paleta con peda gratis y ya nos vamos a la verga, de aqui al pluma blanca a seguirla. En eso llega el mesero con la cuenta y ala verga eran como dos mil pesos y se queda viendo la cuenta el marrano y me dice "que onda guey, no traes feria?" y yo aca dije, ni pedo si es un chingo de feria "y pos cuanto necesitas" y me dice el pinchi pendejo "dos mil pesos" y yo aca "no seas mamon pinchi marrano, no traes nada de feria" y me dice el pendejo " no, te iba a preguntar si me prestabas pero se me paso" hijo de su putisima madre, pos ya tuve ue apoquinar una lana que tenia ahorrada para ponerle llantas al tsuru a la verga y pos chingo a su madre y ahuevo que nunca me pago el h ijo de su puta madre.Total pos ya nos fuimos pero como nos quedamos mas ruinos que la chingada nos fuimos a chingarnos unas caguamas a la banqueta de mi casa. Pinchi marrano nunca aprende. Ya cuando estabamos bien pedos le platique como estuvo el pedo con la marrana y primero se encabrono yluego se solto riendo y hasta se le salio un pedo de la rista tambien. Pinchis viejas mamonas, gordas y feas, pos a que le tiran.

Nomas con el puro coraje que hizo la gorda valio la pena los dos mil varos, me vale verga.

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